A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you been?
I haven’t seen you around here much.”
The twenty answered, “I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?”
The one dollar bill said, “You know, same old stuff… church, church, church.”
In the UK: Stan Still, Helen Back, Doug Hole, Terry Bull, Tim Burr, Rose Bush, Pearl Button, Will Power, Barry Cade, Mary Christmas, Chris Cross, Teresa Green, Ray Gunn, Jo King, Sonny Day, Justin Case, Lee King and Max Power.
In the US found these: Bill Board, Anna Prentice, Annette Curtain and my personal favourite Carrie Oakey.
Additions : Hazel Nutt, Penny Black, Russell Sprout, Rosie Balls, Holly Day, Harry Balls, Jo King, Gaynor Hardon
Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
American Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
French Capitalism: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Capitalism: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size (more…)
A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he Settled in, he noticed a very
beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She took the seat right beside
him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, ” Business trip Or vacation?” She turned,
smiled enchantingly and said “Business I”m going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the
United States “. (more…)
Loading ...
