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It was this little girl’s first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was and she replied, “Happy Butt.”

The teacher said, “Honey I don’t think that’s your name you need to go to the principal’s office and get this straightened out.”

So she went to the principal’s office and he asked, “What’s your name?” And the little girl said, “Happy Butt.”

The principal called the girl’s mother to get this straightened out once and for all. After getting off the phone he looked at the little girl and said, “Honey, your name’s is Gladys, not Happy Butt.”

The girl then exclaimed, “Glad Ass – Happy Butt… what’s the difference?”

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A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter ”R,” and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: ”Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.”

In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the sentence out loud.

The boy nervously eyed his classmates–many of them already laughing at him–then replied, ”Bob gave Dick a poke in the side because the bunny wasn’t cooked enough.”

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, “‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor’”.

A small voice from the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher; she’s still old, nasty, and wrinkled”.

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