Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there’s no soap. Father John says, “I’ve got some soap in my room I’ll go and get it.”
Not bothering to dress he walks back to his room, thinking it’s late no one will see me.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand and heads back to the showers. Halfway down the hall he sees three nuns heading his way so he freezes like a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like the status looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his dick. Startled the priest drops a bar of soap “Oh look” says the nun, “its a soap dispenser.”
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his dick sure enough he drops the second bar of soap. The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells! “Mary, Mother of God – It gives Hand cream as well!”