Too true!

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Two friends, named Harry and George, go on a trip to Europe, where they have a great time. When they get back, Harry meets up with his pal Phil to tell him all about it.

One of the first places we went to was the leaning tower of Pisa. It was really neat.

Cool. Did you go up inside it?

No, we couldn’t, since George is a cripple. But we did go to visit the Cathedral of Notre Dame in Paris. That was really neat.

Cool. Did you go up inside it?

No, we couldn’t, since George is a cripple. But we did go to visit Big Ben in London.

Cool. Did you go up inside it?

No, we couldn’t, since George is a cripple. But we did attend mass at the Vatican.

Really? What happened?

Well, the Pope made the sign of the cross, and George dropped his right crutch, and he dropped his left crutch.

Cool. What happened then?

George fell on his ass. He’s a cripple, you know.

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The big talk at major american Banks in London this week has been all about the Millennium, and just how much is likely to be on offer for working it. The word from the States is what one would expect from a fair and decent employer, who appreciates the enormous sacrifice that people are being asked to make, and the immense responsibility that systems support on this momentous occasion represents: in short, you’ll do whatever we ask for your standard hourly rate, or face immediate termination. Seems that someone has cottoned onto the contracting market being tighter than a gnat’s chuff these days, and is playing hard-ball. Couple that with IR35, and you may see a new BBC wildlife series next year: “Walking with Contractors” – amazing special effects recreate a lost age, when the mighty contractors ruled the employment market, their enormous pay-cheques dwarfing the tiny, shrew-like permies, who were forced to crouch in their burrows by day. With the aid of the latest, computer-generated graphics, every aspect of these incredible creatures and their bizarre life-styles can be seen for the first time … etc … etc …

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A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

”Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease,” says the waiter.

The Texan says, ”What’s a shortage?”

The Russian says, ”What’s a steak?”

The New Yorker says, ”What’s excuse me?”

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An Irishman went to London for a visit to the zoo. While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at person and tell that person’s age. The Irishman was very skeptical and said so, in no uncertain terms. The man had the elephant look at a small boy and the elephant stamped its foot 9 times. “Is that right?” he asked the boy. “Oh yes.” the boy said.

The Irishman was very loud, in his not believing that this was true. The man asked the elephant to tell the ages of several people, and each time the elephant stamped his foot and the people said he was correct.

The Irishman got even louder and more abusive toward the man. Finally the man could take it no longer and wagered the Irishman that the elephant could look at him and tell him his age. The Irishman took him up on the wager. The elephant looked real close at the Irishman, turned around, raised his tail and cut wind like you wouldn’t believe, turned back around and stomped his foot twice.

Where upon the Irishman stumbled back and with a sound of disbelief in his voice cried

“BeGabbers, He’s Right…Farty-two!”

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