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		<title>School Photo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 14:28:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. &#8220;Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, &#8220;&#8216;There&#8217;s Jennifer, she&#8217;s a lawyer,&#8217; or &#8216;That&#8217;s Michael, he&#8217;s a doctor&#8217;&#8221;. A small [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dead Lawyer</title>
		<link>http://nationaljoke.com/home/lawyer/dead-lawyer-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy calls a law office and says: &#8220;I want to talk to my lawyer&#8221;. The receptionist replies, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, but he died last week&#8221;. The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, &#8220;I told you yesterday, he died last week.&#8221; The next day the guy calls again and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I know you</title>
		<link>http://nationaljoke.com/home/lawyer/i-know-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and asked, &#8220;Mrs. Jones, do you know me?&#8221; She responded, &#8220;Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I&#8217;ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you&#8217;ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt</title>
		<link>http://nationaljoke.com/home/men-38-women/beverly-hillbilly-bobbitt/</link>
		<comments>http://nationaljoke.com/home/men-38-women/beverly-hillbilly-bobbitt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies) Come and listen to my story &#8217;bout a man named John, A poor ex-marine with little fraction gone, It seems one night after gettin&#8217; with the wife, She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife. Penis, that is. Clean cut. Missed his nuts. Well, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Honest Mistake</title>
		<link>http://nationaljoke.com/home/lawyer/an-honest-mistake/</link>
		<comments>http://nationaljoke.com/home/lawyer/an-honest-mistake/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Lawyer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: &#8220;What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?&#8221; the minister asked. &#8220;Try to fix it if it&#8217;s big; ignore it if it&#8217;s insignificant,&#8221; replied the lawyer. &#8220;What do you do?&#8221; The minister replied, &#8220;Oh, more or less the same. Let me give [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Car Crash Lawyer</title>
		<link>http://nationaljoke.com/home/lawyer/car-crash-lawye/</link>
		<comments>http://nationaljoke.com/home/lawyer/car-crash-lawye/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 09:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said, &#8220;Boy, are you in trouble. I&#8217;m a lawyer!&#8221; The driver looked out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guillotine</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 09:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[During the French revolution, hundreds of people were guillotined. One day, three men were led up to die. One was a lawyer, one was a doctor, and the third was an engineer. The lawyer was to die first. He was led to the guillotine, the attending priest blessed him, and he knelt with his head [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Lawyer</title>
		<link>http://nationaljoke.com/home/quickies/bad-lawyer/</link>
		<comments>http://nationaljoke.com/home/quickies/bad-lawyer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 08:46:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator.]]></description>
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		<title>Successful Lawyer</title>
		<link>http://nationaljoke.com/home/lawyer/successful-lawyer/</link>
		<comments>http://nationaljoke.com/home/lawyer/successful-lawyer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 20:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver&#8217;s side of the Lexus. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deposit</title>
		<link>http://nationaljoke.com/home/business/deposit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 11:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little old lady went into the Bank one day, carrying a bag of money. She asked to speak with the bank president to open an account because, “It’s a lot of money!” The reluctant staff finally ushered her into his office. The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. [...]]]></description>
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