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		<title>Redneck Ghost Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A redneck teacher decides to give her class a small pop quiz around Halloween.
Okay, how many of you have seen a ghost? About 30% of the class puts their hand up.
Okay, how many of you have actually touched a ghost? About 10% of the class puts their hand up.
Okay, how many of you have had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yo Momma</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yo mama&#8217;s so stupid, she thought &#8220;Dunkin&#8217; Donuts&#8221; was a basketball team.
Yo Mama&#8217;s so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone!
Yo mama&#8217;s so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
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		<title>Happy Halloween</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2005 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very handsome cab driver won&#8217;t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: &#8220;I have a question to ask you, but I don&#8217;t want to offend you&#8221;
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