Q: How do you ruin a party?
A: Make Gordon Brown the leader.

Q: What’s brown and makes a mess of everything?
A: The Prime Minister.

Recession is when your neighbour loses his job.
Depression is when you lose your job.
Recovery is when Gordon Brown loses his.

Source – RealBusiness.co.uk

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Lord Peter Mandelson – Government minister for Business (UN-ELECTED)

Soon to be Lord Alan Sugar (reported 5th June 2009) – to be Enterprise Czar (UN-ELECTED)

Prime Minister Gordon Brown (UN-ELECTED)

So to the rest of the world – look and learn, this is how you run a democracy!

….and a few hours after typing the above, we get another addition to Gordon’s Democracy – Glynis Kinnock (UN-ELECTED)

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What’s the difference between an airfix model and Gordon Brown ?
One of them is a glueless kit.

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Q: What’s the difference between Bernard Madoff and Gordon Brown?
A: One has drained fortunes from gullible victims, plundering their income and savings to create an illusion of prosperity. The other is going to jail.

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