George W Bush was being informed about the latest casualties in Iraq. His advisor just told him that 3 Brazilian soldiers had been killed. Bush’s face went white, and he started crying and shaking. Oh my god…! he exclaimed. “That’s a catastrophe!” He sat there for a few more minutes, stunned, while his advisors looked on, bemused. Eventually, George turned to them again, and asked – in a whisper: Just exactly how many zeroes are there in a brazillion?

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‘The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.’
- George W. Bush

‘If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.’
- George W. Bush

‘One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.’
-George W. Bush

‘I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.’
- George W. Bush

‘The future will be better tomorrow.’
- George W. Bush

‘We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.’
- George W. Bush

‘I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.’
- George W Bush

‘We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe . We are a part of Europe ‘
- George W. Bush

‘Public speaking is very easy.’
- George W. Bush

‘A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.’
- George W. Bush

‘I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.’
-George Bush

‘We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.’
- George W. Bush

‘For NASA, space is still a high priority.’
-George W. Bush

‘Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.’
-George W. Bush

‘It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.’
- George W. Bush

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As George W Bush was watching the Obama inauguration, he was especially impressed with Obama’s speech which was truly superior to Bush’s public speaking. Turning to his wife, George said “He (Obama) truly is a great Otter”.

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President George W Bush

ON HIMSELF

“They misunderestimated me.”
Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, 2000

“I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe – I believe what I believe is right.” Rome, 22 July, 2001

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee – I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee – that says, fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me – you can’t get fooled again.”
Nashville, Tennessee, 17 September, 2002

“There’s no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.”
Washington DC, 11 May, 2001

“I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.”
Nashville, Tennessee, 27 May, 2004

FOREIGN AFFAIRS

“For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times.”
Tokyo, 18 February, 2002
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