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		<title>True Stupid Crime Stories</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 10:37:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false police report after he called 911 to report&#8230; his own murder. The man told the operator he had been &#8220;murdered, beaten, possibly kidnapped and thrown down on a bed of spikes.&#8221; Police found the man a short time later, still on the convenience store pay-phone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Radio Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:52:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just keep in mind this was on live radio&#8230;.&#8221; On the morning show at WBAM FM in Chicago, IL, they call someone at work and ask if they&#8217;re married or in a serious relationship. If yes, then this person is asked three very personal questions and the significant other&#8217;s name and work phone number. If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dumb Crooks Roundup</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES&#8230;THEY COULD COME IN HANDY A repeat offender got a life sentence for a small-time shoplifting caper in Jupiter, Florida. The man stole $49.73 worth of boxer shorts, panties, a sports bra and some cigarette lighters from a Wal-Mart store. His fatal mistake was flashing a knife at a security [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Capitalism for Dummies</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. American Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The &#8216;misunderestimated&#8217; president?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President George W Bush ON HIMSELF &#8220;They misunderestimated me.&#8221; Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, 2000 &#8220;I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe &#8211; I believe what I believe is right.&#8221; Rome, 22 July, 2001 &#8220;There&#8217;s an old saying in Tennessee &#8211; I know it&#8217;s in Texas, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CHARITY APPEAL &#8211; SPONSOR A CONTRACTOR TODAY!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With contract terminations in the contract market around the globe looming, due to the increasing fall in economic conditions, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care. It&#8217;s just not right. Hundreds of contractors in our very own country are living at, or just below the six-figure income [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flowers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:46:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I sent flowers to someone who was moving to Florida for a job promotion. I also sent flowers the same day to a funeral for a friend. I found out later that the flower shop got the cards mixed up. They sent the card to the guy who was moving that said, &#8220;Deepest Condolences,&#8221; and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Call Home</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A jewish man calls his jewish mother in Florida. &#8220;Mom, how are you?&#8221; &#8220;Not too good,&#8221; says the mother. &#8220;I&#8217;ve been very weak.&#8221; The son says, &#8220;Why are you so weak?&#8221; She says, &#8220;Because I haven&#8217;t eaten in 38 days.&#8221; The man says, &#8220;That&#8217;s terrible. Why haven&#8217;t you eaten in 38 days? The mother answers, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Frog Impersonator</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Aug 2006 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little girl says, &#8220;Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? &#8220;Why sure you can,&#8221; her grandfather replied. As she is sitting on grand dad&#8217;s lap she says, &#8220;Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?&#8221; &#8220;A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound like a frog.&#8221; The girl says, [...]]]></description>
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