An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. “Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!”
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
“I Don’t know” said the farmer. “I never could catch the darn thing!”

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An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm.They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You’re pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?”
The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, “One thousand, eight hundred and thirty two.”
The farmer is amazed. “Exactly right”, he says. “How did you work that out so fast?”
Easy,” says the accountant “I counted the number of feet and divided by 4.”

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A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. “Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!”
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
“I don’t know” said the farmer. “I never could catch the darn thing!”

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Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?
Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.

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Q: Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?
A: Because he wanted mashed potatoes.

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