A pompous preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to North Dakota.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would also like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch my lips.

“The cowboy then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, “I didn’t know we had a choice.”