Redneck Ghost Story
A redneck teacher decides to give her class a small pop quiz around Halloween.
Okay, how many of you have seen a ghost? About 30% of the class puts their hand up.
Okay, how many of you have actually touched a ghost? About 10% of the class puts their hand up.
Okay, how many of you have had sex with a ghost? Dead silence, until a little redneck boy in the back row puts up his hand.
You’ve actually had sex with a ghost?
Ghost? Oh. I thought you said goat!
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