It’s hard to wear your heart on your sleeve if all you own is tanktops.
How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.
The electricity was off and they couldn’t found out watt was the problem.
The earless defendant waived his hearing.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
When astronauts die they run an orbituary.
A teacher having a tough time longs for the end of the school daze.
The English Teacher felt odd after being fired: it was post-grammatic stress disorder.
A lawyer was defending a math teacher. He had to sum up.
The cost of the space program is astronomical.
A man sprayed a boy with ceiling foam. He was arrested for insulating behavior.
The dentist’s favourite shopping centre was ‘The Gap’.
The decision to begin construction on the Empire State Building was a groundbreaking historical event.
The headlines nobody likes are wrinkles.
The head of the fisherman’s union didn’t want to rock the boat.
She wanted to improve her body language, but couldn’t put her finger on it.
The installer got wallpaper on himself instead of the wall, so the boss tore a strip off him.
The incontinent Scotsman had a wee accident.
The hiking shop employs people from all walks of life.
The first order of priority in hiring math majors is get them to sine on the dotted line.