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Twins

Posted in Irish

Did you here about the Irishman who came bounding into his local shouting to his pal,”I got twins, i got twins”
His Irish mate looks at him bewildered and says,”do you know who the other father is?

DNA

Posted in Medical

What does DNA stand for ?
The National Dyslexia Association

Sample

Posted in Medical

An old man who was hard of hearing had been feeling unwell, so his dutiful wife took him along to his GP.
Doctor: “I’ll need a stool sample and a urine sample”
Old Man: “Pardon??”
Wife: “Just give him your pants dear…”