Two guys meet in heaven, and are chatting about how they died. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy says he died of a heart attack.

How did that happen? asks the first guy.

Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife and another man. But when I went inside, I searched and searched for her, but couldn’t find anybody. I was stricken with such remorse for accusing my wife of infidelity that I had a heart attack on the spot.

Geez, says the first guy. “If you’d've opened the fridge, we’d both be alive right now.”