Q: What is Essex Man’s idea of foreplay?
A: You awake Sharon?

Q: What is an Essex Man’s idea of a serious commitment?
A: Ok, I’ll stay the night.

Q: Why does an Essex Men wear yellow shirts?
A: To match their teeth.

Q: What won’t an Essex man stand for?
A: A woman on a bus.

Q: When can a woman change an Essex Man?
A: When he’s a baby.

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