Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven dwarves?
Because of the way they always greet her, “Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho… “

A young man goes home from a war to see his mother in the hills of West Virginia. She has never left the hills and has never seen anything like her son’s uniform or gun. He shows his mother both items, then she asks about the grenades on his belt. He says,”‘Well, you pull the pin and throw it.” She still doesn’t quite get it, so he decides to demonstrate and throws it into the backyard. The outhouse blows up and his mother cries, “Son you shouldn’t have done that! Your father was in there.” And out crawls his father, all covered in dirt. He looks over at the hole and says, “Good thing I didn’t let that off in the house.”

A guy’s been dating the girl of his dreams for several months, but he’s been holding back his sexual advances because he’s worried she’ll notice his smaller-than-average penis.
One night they’re in his car, and he decides to finally make his move. After kissing for a while, he opens his zipper and guides her hand into his pants.
“No, thanks,” moans the girl. “You know I don’t smoke.”

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top part.
Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo.
He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother’s eyesight is, and hopes she won’t notice. A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, “Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style…it makes your nose look short!”

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”
Why, officer? asks the blonde.
Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.
Oh my goodness, exclaims the blonde, “I left my baby on the bus!”

I saw this film on tv recently and loved this particular scene. And it so happens that someone else loves it so much that its on YouTube. If you bear with it for a while, you will see how classy and funny this is (well if you enjoy classic films).