Yo mama so poor that she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so poor that she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.
Yo mama so poor that when I whacked her on the back, her titties fell off.
Yo mama so poor that I borrowed your skateboard and she called the cops saying her car got stolen.
Yo mama so poor i walked in her house and stepped on a penny and she yelled get off my paycheck!