Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought “”Dunkin’ Donuts”" was a basketball team.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone!
Yo mama’s so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Yo mama’s so ugly, the last time I saw something like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Yo’ mama’s teeth are so crooked that when she smiles it looks like her mouth is throwing up gang signs!
Yo’ mama’s teeth are so crooked, each tooth has a sign saying, ‘One mile to the next tooth.’
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiled at a NASCAR race, all the drivers stopped because they thought it was a caution sign.
Yo mama’s teeth gap so big, she uses a gate for braces.
Yo’ mama’s teeth so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter!
Yo mama’s tities smell so bad, they make onions cry
Yo Mamma’s so fat she plays hopscotch like this: Atlanta, New York, Chicago, Detroit, Los Angelos, Seattle, Las Vegas…
Yo mamma’s so retarded, she thinks “”yo mama”" jokes are funny.
Yo moma’s so fat, she was baptised in sea world.
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where the thong was.
Yo momma is so fat that when she wore high-heels, she struck oil!
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma’s so dumb, she took an hour to make minute rice.
Yo momma’s so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!
Yo momma’s so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo momma’s so stupid…when your daddy said it was chilly outside, your momma went and got a bowl!