Yo’ mama is so fat she jumped up and when she came down she knocked the earth out of orbit!!!

Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

Yo mama’s so fat, first she filled the bathtub, then she turned on the water.

Yo mama is so ugly, your dad only takes her out on October 31st.

Yo mama is so fat, she put on a yellow raincoat and all the kids yelled, “here comes the school bus.”

Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was born her mama said, “what a treasure,” and her daddy said, “yeah, let’s bury it.”

Yo Mama’s breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.

Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she get an estimate.

Yo mama is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Yo mama’s so fat, she sells shade.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama is so fat that when she dances, the band skips.