Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo’ mama a saint…a St. Bernard!
Yo mama got sacked from a sperm bank for drinking on the job!
Yo’ mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.
Yo Mama is like a bus, she’s big she doesn’t smell very good and it’s only a dollar to ride.
Yo Mama is like a drug; everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo Mama is like a elephant, she rolls on her back for peanuts.
Yo mama is like a postage stamp - you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo mama is so bald that she has to use rice for rollers.
Yo mama is so disgusting that every time she bends over to tie her shoes, she’s gotta fart!
Yo mama is so dumb that she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was the phone company.
Yo mama is so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them.
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose!
Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the summer.
Yo mama is so fat she sweats barbeque sauce.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to go to rehab for mainlining pork chops.