Yo daddy is like a mounds bar — he’s got no nuts.
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
Yo daddy is so dumb that he went to court and when the judge said, “”Order in the court!”" he said, “”Let me get an order of chicken wings and french fries.”"
Yo’ daddy is so fat the only train he can travel is the GRAVY TRAIN.
Yo daddy is so poor he can’t even pay attention.
Yo’ daddy’s so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!