Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
Yo Mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mama’s so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.
Yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama is so fat that her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.
Yo Mama is about as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo mama’s so dumb she got stabbed in a gunfight.
Yo’ mama’s breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo mama is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama’s so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon.