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		<title>The &#8216;misunderestimated&#8217; president?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[President George W Bush
ON HIMSELF
&#8220;They misunderestimated me.&#8221;
Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, 2000
&#8220;I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.&#8221; Rome, 22 July, 2001
&#8220;There&#8217;s an old saying in Tennessee - I know it&#8217;s in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>George and Harry&#8217;s European Vacation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two friends, named Harry and George, go on a trip to Europe, where they have a great time. When they get back, Harry meets up with his pal Phil to tell him all about it.
One of the first places we went to was the leaning tower of Pisa. It was really neat.
Cool. Did you go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Feels Like</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two old friends/enemies who love to take the piss out of each other are in a bar, drinking. One reaches over and feels the other&#8217;s bald head.
Good God! This feels just like my wife&#8217;s ass! The man whose head it is runs his hand over it, too.
So it does!  So it does!
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		<title>Smorvette, Smerrari or Smamborghini?</title>
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		<title>Chav Tribute to Woolworths</title>
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		<title>Two retired professors were vacationing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set.
The history professor asked the psychology professor, &#8220;Have you read Marx?&#8221;
To which the professor of psychology replied, &#8220;Yes and I think it&#8217;s these pesky wicker chairs.&#8221;
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		<title>Far away in the tropical waters</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin, and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks. Finally, one day Justin said to Christian, &#8216;I&#8217;m fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Learning to Fly</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two guys die in a car accident and an angel descends from heaven.
I am   to give you your wings so you can fly to heaven.    But if you think one dirty thought or act out one dirty act your wings will fall off. So they fly to heaven without any [...]]]></description>
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