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		<title>Millionaire&#8217;s Party Guest</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his fiftieth birthday.
During the party he grabs the mic and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. &#8220;The man who dares to swim across that pool gets any [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I REARRANGEMENT SERVANT</title>
		<description><![CDATA[http://wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html
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		<title>Heavenly Vehicles</title>
		<description><![CDATA[God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.
Man 1: Please God, I can&#8217;t count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.
God: I am ashamed of you, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gordon Brown &#8211; anagrams</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Born Do Wrong
Born Drown Go
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		<link>http://nationaljoke.com/home/news-and-politics/gordon-brown-anagrams/</link>
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		<title>Mexican</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Mexican walks into a bakery and asks, &#8220;Excuse me, may I have a bum, please?&#8221; The baker laughs and says, &#8220;Oh, you must mean a bun, sure, here you go.&#8221;
The Mexican next goes to the hardware store. He asks the clerk, &#8220;Excuse me, can I get a fucket here?&#8221; The clerk laughs and says, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grandpa the Nudist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. &#8220;Grandpa, what are you doing?&#8221; he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. &#8220;Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Desktop Screen Clean</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dirty monitor, get it cleaned free!
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		<title>Fishing for a Week</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, &#8220;Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It&#8217;s the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I&#8217;ll be home in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Neutron in a bar</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, &#8220;Bartender, how much do I owe you?&#8221;
The bartender replies, &#8220;For you, neutron, no charge.&#8221;
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		<title>Fast as You Can</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A young man goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a Mo-ped, looking about 100 years [...]]]></description>
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