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		<title>Desktop Screen Clean</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dirty monitor, get it cleaned free!
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		<title>Fishing for a Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, &#8220;Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It&#8217;s the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I&#8217;ll be home in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Neutron in a bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, &#8220;Bartender, how much do I owe you?&#8221;
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		<title>Fast as You Can</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young man goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
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		<title>Gordon Brown is a F****** Idiot</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Miss Right</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I married Miss Right. I just didn&#8217;t know her first name was Always!
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		<title>Brooms &amp; Carrots</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 13:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom
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		<title>That&#8217;s Meaty</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular butcher, John absent so he asks the manager, &#8220;Where&#8217;s John?&#8221; The manager tells the man that John was fired because he was found sticking his dick in the meat slicer&#8221;. Then the man asked, &#8220;Where is the meat slicer now?&#8221; The butcher then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Toilet Paper</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man walked into a grocery store to get some dog food for his dog. He couldn&#8217;t find the aisle with the pet food so he goes to ask the cashier, &#8220;Can I get some dog food?&#8221; The cashier asked, &#8220;Do you have any proof that you have a dog? I can&#8217;t sell dog food [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jinxed</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looking back on my career, I swear that I&#8217;m jinxed. Every institution, every business I&#8217;ve worked for has folded. The school I went to burned down shortly after I left- the first company I worked for collapsed and went bankrupt- the University I studied at was charged with massive corruption and gross professional misconduct- the [...]]]></description>
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