Little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car pass the playground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a ‘Passionate Embrace’. Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly, “Mummy, Mummy, I was at the playground and Daddy and …”
Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her. “I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy”.
At this point, Mummy cut him off and said, “Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”
At the dinner table, Mummy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and “….then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Navy.”