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Yesterday

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Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly, There’s not half the files there used to be,
And there’s a deadline hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.

I pushed something wrong -
What it was I could not say.
Now all my data’s gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

Yesterday, The need for backups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay.
Now I believe in yesterday.

Mobile Phone Tracking

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If you lost your mobile, you can now track it using this (just being helpful)

http://www.themobiletracker.com/english/index.html

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Parent’s jobs

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A grade school teacher was asking his pupils what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all day?”

Tim stood up and proudly said “She’s a doctor.”

“That’s wonderful. How about you, Amy?”

Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said “My father is a mailman.”

“Thank you, Amy” said the teacher. “What does your parent do, Billy?”

Billy proudly stood up and announced “My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse.”

The teacher was aghast and went to Billy’s house and rang the bell. Billy’s father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation. Billy’s dad said “I’m actually a system programmer specializing in TCP/IP communication protocol on UNIX systems. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?”

Job Announcement

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