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Sid and Barney head out for their usual 9 holes. Sid offers Barney, “let’s say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day.” Barney agrees and they enjoy a great game. After the 8th hole, Barney is ahead by 1 stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.
“Help me find my ball, you look over there,” he says to Sid

After 5 minutes, neither has had any luck, and since a lost ball carries a four-point penalty, Barney pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. “I’ve found my ball!” he announces triumphantly.

Sid looks at him forlornly, “After all the years we’ve been friends, you’d cheat me on golf for a measly five bucks?!?”

“What do you mean cheat? I found my ball sitting right here!”

“And a liar, too!!!” Sid says with amazement. “I’ll have you know I’ve been standing on your ball for the last five minutes!”

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A newlywed couple arrive at their honeymoon suite and prepare to have sex for the first time. As they start to settle under the covers, she tells her husband, “I’ve got a confession. I’m not a virgin, but I’ve been with only one man.”

The husband thinks for a second and says,”Well it’s 2009, that’s not unusual for you to have had premarital sex. But can I ask who the guy was?”

She fidgets for a minute, then says,”Tiger Woods.”

Her husband is surprised by this response but tells her,”Well, he’s rich, talented, and good-looking. I can see why you wanted to sleep with him.”

So they make love for the first time and when they finish he gets up and goes to the room phone. His wife rolls over and asks,”What are you doing?”

He tells her, “I’m hungry. I was gonna call room service. Do you want anything?”

“Tiger wouldn’t have done,” she says.

“Oh really? What would Tiger have done,” he asks.

“Tiger would have come back to bed and made love to me a second time.”

So her husband puts down the phone and gets back to bed and makes love to his wife a second time. After they finish he gets out of bed and walks to the phone again. Again his wife asks, “What are you doing?”

“Well I never called room service the first time and I’m still hungry,” he replies.

“Tiger wouldn’t have done that,” she again tells him.

“Oh really. And what would Tiger have done?”

“Tiger would have come back to bed and made love to me a third time,” she says.

So her husband goes back to bed and makes love to her for a third time. After finally finishing he rolls out of bed again and goes to the phone.

“Calling room service again?” she asks.

“No! I’m calling Tiger so I can find out what the par is for this damn hole!!”

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Let’s face it; when you get hit in the head with a seven iron, you are going to see a lot of birdies.

Tiger pots more balls than putts.

Tiger Woods extended golf course: Its got three extra holes.

Tiger Woods changed his name today to Pussy Willows

Tiger woods is the holder of 15 majors –14 golf majors and one major f-ck up

More women have come forward claiming Tiger was under par.

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”I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!”
”Great trade!”

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