Viagra Shorts
A man goes to the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription and carries on over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: “Oh, $40 a year isn’t too bad.
Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
Dan Quayle does not support Viagra. Quote: “I’ve been using this stuff for a week and NOTHING! It’s the worst suppository I’ve ever used.”
Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north.
Mix Viagra and Prozac and you have a guy who is ready to go, but doesn’t really care where.
Pfizer invented a pill for women in answer to Viagra. One hour after a woman takes the pill she gets a headache.
There was the pensioner who ended up in hospital after reading the instructions on the viagra container, “screw in an anti-clockwise direction”
Unconfirmed rumours on Wall Street have it that Bill Gates has made a tender offer for all shares of Pfizer. He wants to do a spin-off and name it MicroHard!
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