A man went over to his girl’s place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom — gold, silver, or bronze.

Silver, she said.

Why not gold?

Because I want you to come second for once!

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There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he’d try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn’t much like the idea of her screwing someone else.

So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, “Well, I don’t really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don’t know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except — ” and he stopped.

“Except what?” the man asked.

“Nothing, nothing.”

“C’mon, tell me! I need something!”
(more…)

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A guy goes to see a therapist. During the session, the therapist asks,
“So, how’s your sex life?”
“I have a lot of issues with sex,” the guy replies.
“What kind of issues?” the therapist asks.
“Oh, mostly Daily Sport and Playboy.”

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A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.
When males reach a certain age, a string is tied around their penises and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked down at him and said, “What do you say we try the African string and weight procedure?”
The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his penis.
A few days later, the wife asked the husband, “How is our tribal experiment coming?”
“Well, it looks like we’re half way there,” he replied.
“You’ve grown to 12 inches?”
“No, it’s turned black.”

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Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love.

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