Psychiatrist - change a light builb
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
The Riddle of the Missing Dollar
Bit of maths training ….
Three guys go to a hotel. They tell the man behind the desk that they want 3 rooms. He says, “”10 dollars per room so that’’s 30 dollars.”"So they pay and go up to their rooms. Then, the deskman remembers that there is a special for 3 rooms for $25. He gives the bellhop the $5 change and tells him to take it up to them. On the way, the bellhop realizes that he doesn”t know how to split it 3 ways so he keeps 2 and gives 1 to each man.
My question is: If after the dollar refund each man paid 9 dollars and $9 x 3 men equals $27 and the bellhop only has $2, then what happened to the other dollar?
What Do You Call…
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Bee Milky
What kind of bees make the best milk?
Dentist Time
What is the best time of the day to go to the dentist?
Velocity Jump
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same velocity, each travelling at a parallel speed relative to one another, who lands first?
Feelin’ Blue
What do you call a guy with a blue penis?
The Blind Beggar
A blind beggar had a brother who died. What relation was the blind beggar to the brother who died? (Brother is not the answer).
Heaven
A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognised. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?




