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		<title>Miss Right</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I married Miss Right. I just didn&#8217;t know her first name was Always!
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		<title>Born Loser Defined</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Definition of a born loser: a stowaway on a kamikaze plane.
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		<title>Radical muslim cleric</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 08:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A radical Muslim cleric walks into a bar. The bartender says, &#8220;What&#8217;ll it be?&#8221;
The cleric responds, &#8220;A gruesome puddle of your filthy infidel blood!&#8221;
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		<title>Remotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 14:57:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
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		<title>In my arms</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
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		<title>Quitters</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, &#8220;Quit while your ahead&#8221;?!
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		<title>Sheep Haircut</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 13:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: Where did the sheep get its haircut?
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		<title>Energizer Bunny</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If they arrest the Energizer bunny would they charge it with battery?
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		<title>I&#8217;m A Spoon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 15:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a spoon.&#8221;
&#8220;Sit still and don&#8217;t stir.&#8221;
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		<title>Robbery</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you call a robbery in China ?
A Chinese take away !
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