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Miss Right

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I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always!

Born Loser Defined

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Definition of a born loser: a stowaway on a kamikaze plane.

Radical muslim cleric

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A radical Muslim cleric walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll it be?”

The cleric responds, “A gruesome puddle of your filthy infidel blood!”

Remotes

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Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

In my arms

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Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

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