Miss Right
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always!
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I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always!
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Definition of a born loser: a stowaway on a kamikaze plane.
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A radical Muslim cleric walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll it be?”
The cleric responds, “A gruesome puddle of your filthy infidel blood!”
Barroom, Quickies | Email to a friend | 29 views
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
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Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
Men & Women, Quickies | Email to a friend | 33 views