Run, Little Cow
Why did the calf cross the street? To get to the udder side.

Daddy

Sarcasma

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No Candy

The First ever Picture of Water on MARS…..

2012 Olympic Stadium

Due to the credit crunch (aka recession - oooer dirty word), the UK government has decided to cut back spending on the Olympic Stadium and plans have been amended so that the new stadium will look like this…

Bank of England goes bust

Credit Crunch Poets

What’s the difference between a Lehman’s trader and a pigeon?
A pigeon can still leave a deposit on a Ferrari.

New Camera Phone

Boom & Bust

In light of the recent financial turmoil, here’s some sound advice

If you had purchased £1,000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1,000 would have been worth £16.50, £1,000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1,000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.

So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.