Two professors were walking through the park one day when they spotted a man with a peculiar walk. It looked as if he had a severe limp on his right leg. Naturally, they started to discuss what his problem might be.
One of them insisted on it being a problem with the mans spine, but the other one said it had to be his hip.
Since they couldn’t agree upon the issue they decided to walk up to the man and ask him.

“Excuse me”, one of the professors said, -”but we couldn’t avoid seeing your strange walk, and we can’t agree upon which one of us has the correct diagnosis. I believe it’s a problem with your spine, and my colleague here insists upon it being your hip. Please, tell us which of us is correct.”

“Well,” the man replied -”I guess all three of us were wrong….I believed it was only gas….”

One day a guy goes to his doctor and says, “Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?”
The doctor replies, “Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife.” They both laugh.

A week later the patient returns. The doctor asks, “How are you feeling?”
The patient smiles and replies” You were right! I feel so much better. And, by the way, Doc, you have a lovely home”.

Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician’s office. After the exam, she shyly began, “My husband wants me to ask you…”
“I know, I know,” the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. “I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy”.
“No, that’s not it,” Catherine confessed. “He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn”.

A guy walked into the doctor’s surgery for an appointment. “Would you like to tell me your problem?” the pretty blonde receptionist asked. “I’ll need the information for the doctor”.
“It’s rather embarrassing” the guy stammered. “You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection”.
“Well, the doctor is very busy today” the receptionist cooed, “but maybe I can squeeze you in”.