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		<title>Money For Next Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 14:31:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death and during his repose, they would place the three envelopes in his coffin. He told them that he wanted to have enough [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just A Push</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 05:41:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man charged with assault and battery insisted at his trial that he had just pushed his victim &#8220;a little bit&#8221;. When he was pressured by the prosecutor to illustrate just how hard, the defendant approached the lawyer, slapped him in the face, grabbed him firmly by the lapels and flung him over the table. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Engine Trouble</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 06:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. &#8220;All set back here, Captain,&#8221; came the reply, &#8220;except one lawyer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is This Love For Lawyers?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 21:54:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your honor. What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad? Senator. What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline! What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 13:11:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he&#8221;s dead.]]></description>
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		<title>Accused of Theft</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 13:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Your Honour, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What&#8217;s more, he only speaks a few words of English.&#8221; The Judge looked at the defendant and asked, &#8220;How [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Teacher, the Thief &amp; the Lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 13:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission. The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, &#8220;Name the famous ship that was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Lot Of Valentines</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing &#8221;Love&#8221; stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bombs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 11:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q. Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? A. If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.]]></description>
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		<title>Jury</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 13:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question, &#8220;Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?&#8221; they stiffened and hesitated. Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, &#8220;I do.&#8221;]]></description>
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