Yo mama so poor that she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so poor that she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.
Yo mama so poor that when I whacked her on the back, her titties fell off.
Yo mama so poor that I borrowed your skateboard and she called the cops saying her car got stolen.
Yo mama so poor i walked in her house and stepped on a penny and she yelled get off my paycheck!

Ya mama so stupid, when she read on her job application not to write on botted line below she put “O.K”.

Your mama so fat fat that when she fell of the bed she fell of both sides
Your mama so fat fat that when she got on the scale it said, to be continued….
Your mama so fat fat she fell in love and broke it
Your mama so fat fat when she stepped on the scale it said – ouch!
Your mama so fat fat when she stepped on the scale it said better luck next time
Your mama so fat fat every time she turns around its her birthday
Your mama so fat fat she jumped up in the sky and got stuck!
Your mama so fat when she jump on your trampoline she landed in china
Your mama so fat that she’s the big rolling ball on Indiana Jones
Your mama so fat she had a dream about marshmallows and woke up and her pillows were gone

Yo Mama got so fat when she jump in the air, she got stuck.
Yo Mama is soo fat when she trip and fall she made the Grand Caryon.
Yo Mama is soo fat when she step on the scale said “Out of Order.”
Yo Mama is soo fat when she wore a red rain jacket, everyone yelled “Hey Kool-Ade!”
Yo Mama is soo fat when she bungee jump she broke the bridge in half!
Yo Mama is soo fat she wears a V.C.R. as a pager.
Yo Mama is soo fat that the city gave her own zip code.
Yo Mama is soo fat everyone at the baseball sadtium sat on her.
Yo Mama is soo fat when she drop you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.
Yo Mama is soo fat takes you a five mile walk around her.