Ice Cream Man
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

A Greater Insult

A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, “All lawyers are a**holes!” He looks around, obviously hoping for a challenge.

Finally a guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder, and says, “Take that back.”

The biker says, “Why? Are you a lawyer?”

“No, I’m an a**hole.”

Yo Momma

Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought “”Dunkin’ Donuts”" was a basketball team.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone!
Yo mama’s so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Yo mama’s so ugly, the last time I saw something like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Yo’ mama’s teeth are so crooked that when she smiles it looks like her mouth is throwing up gang signs!
Yo’ mama’s teeth are so crooked, each tooth has a sign saying, ‘One mile to the next tooth.’
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiled at a NASCAR race, all the drivers stopped because they thought it was a caution sign.
Yo mama’s teeth gap so big, she uses a gate for braces.
Yo’ mama’s teeth so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter!
Yo mama’s tities smell so bad, they make onions cry
Yo Mamma’s so fat she plays hopscotch like this: Atlanta, New York, Chicago, Detroit, Los Angelos, Seattle, Las Vegas…
Yo mamma’s so retarded, she thinks “”yo mama”" jokes are funny.
Yo moma’s so fat, she was baptised in sea world.
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where the thong was.
Yo momma is so fat that when she wore high-heels, she struck oil!
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma’s so dumb, she took an hour to make minute rice.
Yo momma’s so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!
Yo momma’s so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo momma’s so stupid…when your daddy said it was chilly outside, your momma went and got a bowl!

Yo Mama Insults

Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo’ mama a saint…a St. Bernard!
Yo mama got sacked from a sperm bank for drinking on the job!
Yo’ mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.
Yo Mama is like a bus, she’s big she doesn’t smell very good and it’s only a dollar to ride.
Yo Mama is like a drug; everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo Mama is like a elephant, she rolls on her back for peanuts.
Yo mama is like a postage stamp - you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo mama is so bald that she has to use rice for rollers.
Yo mama is so disgusting that every time she bends over to tie her shoes, she’s gotta fart!
Yo mama is so dumb that she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was the phone company.
Yo mama is so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them.
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose!
Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the summer.
Yo mama is so fat she sweats barbeque sauce.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to go to rehab for mainlining pork chops.

Some More Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
Yo Mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mama’s so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.
Yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama is so fat that her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.
Yo Mama is about as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo mama’s so dumb she got stabbed in a gunfight.
Yo’ mama’s breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo mama is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama’s so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon.

Yo daddy

Yo daddy is like a mounds bar — he’s got no nuts.
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
Yo daddy is so dumb that he went to court and when the judge said, “”Order in the court!”" he said, “”Let me get an order of chicken wings and french fries.”"
Yo’ daddy is so fat the only train he can travel is the GRAVY TRAIN.
Yo daddy is so poor he can’t even pay attention.
Yo’ daddy’s so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!

Yo mama jokes…

Yo’ mama is so fat she jumped up and when she came down she knocked the earth out of orbit!!!

Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

Yo mama’s so fat, first she filled the bathtub, then she turned on the water.

Yo mama is so ugly, your dad only takes her out on October 31st.

Yo mama is so fat, she put on a yellow raincoat and all the kids yelled, “here comes the school bus.”

Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was born her mama said, “what a treasure,” and her daddy said, “yeah, let’s bury it.”

Yo Mama’s breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.

Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she get an estimate.

Yo mama is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Yo mama’s so fat, she sells shade.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama is so fat that when she dances, the band skips.

Yo mama….

Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
Yo Mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mama’s so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.
Yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama is so fat that her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.
Yo Mama is about as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo mama’s so dumb she got stabbed in a gunfight.
Yo’ mama’s breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo mama is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama’s so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon.

yo mama’s hair…

Yo mama’s hair so short she rolls it with rice.