Nurse's pen
A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a cheque.. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, "Well that's great...... just great.....Some asshole's got my pen."

Blackjack

Play even the classic game of Blackjack in JavaScript! (You might also know it as “21″) The object of the game is to get the closest to 21. If you get higher than the dealer without going over, you win! Good luck, and don’t gamble.

Score:	Dealer		Card(s):
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Tested only in Firefox

Tic-Tac

You Computer Ties

Bundesliga Game

Bundesliga Game will be very familiar to anyone who’s ever played a football game online - it’s a seemingly simple process of positioning a player while a corner kick floats in, then smacking it on the volley into the goal. And that’s it - Bundesliga Game gives you ten chances to slot goals away and nothing could be simpler. OK, actually that’s a lie - advanced meteor particle science is simpler than Bundesliga Game.

Play it here http://www.bundesligagame.com

Elysium Man

Help a stickman battle his way through various levels confronting numerous enemies and avoid other threats.

Click to Play!