There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!

A woman is sitting in a fancy restaurant with some friends when she let’s go a massive fart. The waiter is standing behind her, so she loudly says, “Waiter, will you please stop that!”
“Certainly madam,” says the waiter. “Which way did you send it?”

Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing!

What would you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers.