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Favorite Ralph Quotes

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Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!

I bent my wookie.

The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there

Ralph: “Daddy, I’m scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.”
Chief Wiggum: “Just relax and it’ll come, son.”

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

And, when the doctor said I didn’t have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life

I found a moonrock in my nose!

That’s where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

Lisa Simpson Quotations

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If cartoons were meant for adults, they’d put them on in prime time.

Marge: I’m sure you’ll make plenty of friends. All you have to do is be yourself.
Lisa: Be myself? I’ve been myself for eight years and it hasn’t worked.

On Nelson: He’s not like anybody I’ve ever met. He’s like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest.

I am the Lizard Queen!

Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known… then went crazy as a loon.

Relax? I can’t relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or… Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I’m losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!

[Lisa in goal for hockey team]
Lisa: Milhouse, knock him down if he’s in your way! Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the face! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!

Simpson – Homer Quotes

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The strong must protect the Sweet.

Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy’s piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure… not even close.

Homer no function beer well without.

When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.

I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes!

[Meeting Aliens] Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!