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		<title>Making A Puppy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A father was walking with his young son in the park when they came upon two dogs having sex. The boy asked his dad what the dogs were doing. He said that they were making a puppy. A couple of days later the boy walked in on his parents who were having sex on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rubber Thingy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 10:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man&#8217;s cane slips on the floor and he falls. As he gets up, a seven year old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, &#8220;If you put a little rubber thingy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus is out there</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little boy is afraid of the dark. One night his mother asks him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turns to his mother and says, &#8220;Mum, I don&#8217;t want to go out there. It&#8217;s dark.&#8221; The mother smiles reassuringly at her son. &#8220;Don&#8217;t be afraid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>At the zoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 05:06:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger&#8217;s cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad,&#8221; the boy said finally, &#8220;if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up &#8230;&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cow Give Birth</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 12:16:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, &#8220;Great&#8230; he&#8217;s 4 and I&#8217;m gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun &#8211; I&#8217;ll just let him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anatomy At The Zoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 06:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young boy goes to the zoo with his father. As they are passing the elephant exhibit the youngster looks over at the elephant. After a few seconds he turns to his Dad and asks &#8220;Dad, what&#8217;s that hanging down from the elephant?&#8221; His father replies &#8220;That&#8217;s his trunk son&#8221;. &#8220;No, no, Dad,&#8221; says the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The gold fish</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 13:11:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy looks over his fence to see the neighbour&#8217;s boy, little Willy, filling in a hole in the garden. &#8220;Hi Willy. What are you doing?&#8221; asks the guy. &#8220;Burying my dead goldfish,&#8221; sobbed Willy. &#8220;So why do you need such a big hole?&#8221; asks the guy. &#8220;Because,&#8221; Willy answers, &#8220;he&#8217;s in your f****** cat!&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>How to Sell a Bible</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 13:17:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three little boys were looking for a summer job. Their preacher needed some people to go around and sell bibles. So the preacher hired two boys without even thinking twice. But he was hesitant about hiring the third boy because he suffered from a speech impediment. So after the first days of work they all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine for Osama</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 18:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine&#8217;s Day. &#8220;Since Valentine&#8217;s Day is for a Christian saint and we&#8217;re Jewish,&#8221; she asks, &#8220;will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?&#8221; Melissa&#8217;s father thinks a bit, then says &#8220;No, I don&#8217;t think [...]]]></description>
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		<title>School Photo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 14:28:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. &#8220;Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, &#8220;&#8216;There&#8217;s Jennifer, she&#8217;s a lawyer,&#8217; or &#8216;That&#8217;s Michael, he&#8217;s a doctor&#8217;&#8221;. A small [...]]]></description>
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