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Cow Giving Birth

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A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing pie-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, “Great… he’s 5 and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun – I’ll just let him ask, and I’ll answer”.

When everything was over, Dad strolled over to his son and said, “Well Willie, do you have any questions?”

Just one,” gasped the pie-eyed lad. “How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?”

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Tampons Wonder

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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?”

“Eight,” the boy replied.

The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?”

The boy replied, “Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can’t do either one”.

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Baby Belly

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A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively ask the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?”
She replied, “I’m having a baby.”

With big eyes, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”
She said, “He sure is”.

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, “Is it a good baby?”
She said, “Oh, yes. It’s a real good baby”.

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked…”
“Then why did you eat him?”

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Trick

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The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, “I’m so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.

The grandmother was curious.

“What trick is that my dear?” she asked.

The little boy replied, “I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again”.

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Sex On Sunday

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Bill and Linda decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. “There’s a car being towed from the parking lot,” he said. “An ambulance just drove by”.

A few moments passed.

“Looks like the Andersons have company,” he called out, “Matt’s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex”.

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. “How do you know that?” the startled father asked.

“Their kid is standing out on the balcony too” his son replied.

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