An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on the floor and he falls. As he gets up, a seven year old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, “If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn’t slip”.

The old man snaps back: “Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today”.

A little boy is afraid of the dark. One night his mother asks him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
The little boy turns to his mother and says, “Mum, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.”
The mother smiles reassuringly at her son. “Don’t be afraid of the dark,” she says.
“Jesus is out there and he’ll protect you.”
The little boy looks at his mother real hard and asks, “Are you sure he’s out there?”
“Yes, I’m sure. He is everywhere, and he’s always ready to help when you need him. ”
The little boy thinks about his mother’s words for a minute and then goes to the back door. Opening it a little and peering into the darkness, he says, “Jesus? If you’re out there, would you please hand me the broom?”

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad,” the boy said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …”
“Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.
“What bus should I take home?” the boy finished.

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, “Great… he’s 4 and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun – I’ll just let him ask, and I’ll answer.”
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, “Well son, do you have any questions?”
“Just one,” gasped the still wide-eyed lad. “How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?”