A blonde walking by the river came across another blonde directly across from her. The first blonde waved to the other and said “hey, how do i get to the other side”?
The other blonde answered “You’re already on the other side”.

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There were two blondes going hunting. It was getting late so one of the blondes said to the other that she heard if you ever get lost in the woods to shoot three shots into the air. So she did. A few hours went
by and so she fired three more shots in the air. A few more hours went by and they fired three more shots in the air. Then one of the blondes said someone better hurry up and save us…we only have two more arrows left.

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How would a blond interpret 6.9?
A 69 interrupted by a period.

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A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair – giving that you are blind – that you should know five things:”

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a proffesional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a proffesional wretler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares: “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times”.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.

Hey, girls, says the brunette, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.”

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

That was fun, says the brunette. “We should do it again sometime.”

No way, says the blonde. “I almost got caught.”

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