Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!” As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed……”

“YES! YES! I WON, I WON!”

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked,”

“What did she roll?” The other answered, “I don’t know – I thought you were watching!”

Moral – not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!”

What is it that prevents Blondes’ admission to College?
High School!

What do a Boeing 747 and a blonde have in common?
Both contain a cockpit.

Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag.

1st blonde: “What have you got in that bag?”

2nd blonde: “Chickens.”

1st blonde: “If I can guess how many chickens you’ve got in that bag, can I have one of them?”

2nd blonde: “If you can guess how many chickens I’ve got in this bag, you can have BOTH of them!!”

1st blonde: “Well, I think you’ve got three”.