Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde lesbian?
A: Well, she kept having affairs with men.
Q: What would a blonde use for protection during sex?
A: A bus shelter.
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A: They’ve both swallowed a lot of seamen.
Q: What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door