Bunk Bed

A boy around the age of 16 shared a bedroom with his younger brother. The room was quiet small so they shared a bunk bed, he had the top bunk, and his little brother had the bottom bunk.

Their parents went out of town for the weekend, so of course he invited his girlfriend over.

As you can imagine the ‘heat’ was on that night in the top bunk. He didn’t want his little brother suspicious of what was going on, so he told his girlfriend to say lettuce-if she wanted it harder, and tomato-if she wanted it faster. His brother was fast asleep on the bottom bunk.

Awhile later the heat was rising…his girlfriend said ” LETTUCE…TOMATO..LETTUCE…TOMATO! NO TAKE IT OUT! TAKE IT OUT RIGHT NOW I CAN’T GET PREGNANT!”

His little brother woke up and yelled back up to them: “would you PLEASE stop making sandwiches up there! You’re getting mayonnaise all over my face!

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