A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his forehead and says “Bartender give me a scotch on the rocks. The bartender returns with the drink, and being kind of curious about the pair, asks: “If you don’t mind my asking, how’d you end up with that thing on you?”
Immediately the frog replies, “I don’t know, it started out as a wart on my ass!”.

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