I am thinking of standing for parliament – can I count on your vote?
I should be able to claim expenses for

Travel
Fourth home
Love nest caravan (primary home)
Loo rolls because I am worth it
Costs related to adopting madonna’s unborn child
Lesbian love sessions in the back of my cortina in Essex
Nintendo Wii (I need to keep fit)
Playstation (its good for the mind)
Horse betting
Cost of working on law cases for clients wishing to create new laws
Paying rent for a room at my sister’s parents’ grandson’s niece’s cousin twice removed home in suburban west minister – 30 Seconds far away from my own home across the road.
Subscription to “education” channels on digital tv media and “additional” services
Odd night out in soho
Meetings with clients in my parliament office which incur additional cost related to services rendered by the person(s) I am meeting

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