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I am thinking of standing for parliament – can I count on your vote?
I should be able to claim expenses for

Travel
Fourth home
Love nest caravan (primary home)
Loo rolls because I am worth it
Costs related to adopting madonna’s unborn child
Lesbian love sessions in the back of my cortina in Essex
Nintendo Wii (I need to keep fit)
Playstation (its good for the mind)
Horse betting
Cost of working on law cases for clients wishing to create new laws
Paying rent for a room at my sister’s parents’ grandson’s niece’s cousin twice removed home in suburban west minister – 30 Seconds far away from my own home across the road.
Subscription to “education” channels on digital tv media and “additional” services
Odd night out in soho
Meetings with clients in my parliament office which incur additional cost related to services rendered by the person(s) I am meeting

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1. Download and install FireFox from www.mozilla.com
2. Open & Enter “about:mozilla” in the URL-bar (Without Quotation Marks)

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Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

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Q: What do you get if you cross an Essex girl with a computer?
A: A system that will always go down on you.

Q: Why does Essex Girl shave her armpits?
A: To stop her sticking to the Velcro fastenings in Wayne’s shell suit.

Q: What is an Essex girl’s idea of a really classy meal?
A: A wooden chip-fork with her takeaway.

Q: What’s an Essex girl’s idea of romance?
A: A lift home afterwards.

Q: What’s the difference between an Essex girl and the England Cricket Team’s bowling?
A: Most men wouldn’t catch anything off the England Cricket Team’s bowling.

Q: What’s the difference between and Essex Girl and the doggie on the parcel shelf of a car?
A: The doggie doesn’t nod its head as much.

Q: What’s the difference between Essex girl and the Man from Del Monte?
A: The man from Del Monte sometimes says No.

Q: Why are an Essex girl’s legs like margarine?
A: They spread easily.

Q: What’s the difference between Essex girl and a carpenter?
A: Essex girl has handled more tools.

Q: What’s the difference between Essex and Mars?
A: There might be intelligent life on Mars.

Q: What’s the difference between an Essex girl and a 20 Watt light bulb?
A: The 20 Watt light bulb is brighter.

Q: Why do Essex girls get married?
A: So they can appear in Readers’ Wives.

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