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A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding on what she wants, a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress’s name tag on her shirt.
”Gee, that’s nice. What did you name the other one?”

A blonde was cooking dinner, when her kitchen caught on fire. So she called 911 and said, “My kitchen is on fire!” They asked,
“How do we get there?” The blonde said, “Well, DUH, the big red truck!”