A redneck teacher decides to give her class a small pop quiz around Halloween.

Okay, how many of you have seen a ghost? About 30% of the class puts their hand up.

Okay, how many of you have actually touched a ghost? About 10% of the class puts their hand up.

Okay, how many of you have had sex with a ghost? Dead silence, until a little redneck boy in the back row puts up his hand.

You’ve actually had sex with a ghost?

Ghost? Oh. I thought you said goat!

A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton.
60% said, “Never again!”