The fear of St. Nicholas is known as Claus-trophobia.
What kind of tree grows on your hand? A palm tree.
The guy who sold his carnival got a Fair deal.
The glider pilot radioed that he had caught the jet stream in a long-winded message.
One palm tree said to another ‘let’s have a date.’
Most rules of thumb suck.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
When he spilled coffee on her shirt she showed him dis-stain.
Our social studies teacher says that her globe means the world to her.
Sign: ‘Please turn out the lights. Thanks a watt.’
On a lark, the bird watcher was robin the liquor store, even though he couldn’t swallow.
My wife works over-thyme in her herb garden before she decides it is time to cummin.
One of the first things you’ll notice at the Beijing airport is a whole lot of Chinese checkers.
Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
As to teenagers, clothes are definitely one of their hang-ups.
Prison walls are never built to scale.
Power corrupts, especially at the electric company.
I noticed the article about peripheral vision out of the corner of my eye.
He asked his teacher if rust came from rot iron.
He was late for school until a spider dropped on his ankle and then he decided to shake a leg.