Criminals who fall into the mud have to come clean sooner or later.
The man put his name on the neck of his shirt so he would have collar ID.
The leech applied for the art position because he was good at drawing blood.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
The managers in charge of company layoffs were known as the ‘firing squad’.
I met a math professor who has 12 children – she really knows how to multiply.
The Irish should be rich because their capital is always Dublin.
A murderer had heartburn because of something the assassinate.
A dentist has to tell a patient the whole tooth.
The liquor store advertised, ‘We De-Liver.’
The prisoner had a very short sentence. He was a contemporary.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
Some childen are often on their pest behavior.
When cave men got together they formed clubs.
The recent windstorm through the trees was an absolute debarkle.
The quadruplets were always wandering off. It was a four-gone conclusion.
The pharaohs of Egypt worked out the first pyramid scheme.
The organizational get together for a company football team was called a kickoff meeting.
It takes only moments to go and get seconds but hours practice to take good minutes.