The coffee around here is break fluid.
Stolen eggs are poached.
Did you see guys that Bob the ventriloquist hangs out with? They’re nothing special, just a bunch of dummies.
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
When the crop was destroyed, there was no more cranberry source.
Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.
Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds.
When the elevator broke I was very downcast.
Trust your calculator. It’s something to count on.
The arrogant math teacher finally ate a slice of humble pi.
This old shoe is on its last leg.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’.
The author wasn’t pleased to see a review of his book on cappuccino’s. It said it was all froth and no substance.
An armed robber who yelled ‘freeze’ at an ice-making plant was given a cold reception by the police.
The astronauts said their experience on the moon was out of this world.
A not-very-good art teacher was good only at drawing blank faces.
The actor was never quite right after he retired. He had Post Dramatic Stress Disorder.
When the window-shade specialist got married, his bride was also a maid of awner.
Stealing someone’s coffee is called ‘mugging’.
When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause.

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